only a mother

would have
1. fished a zebra out of an unflushed toilet
2. cleaned a large amount of soggy cat food out of the bathroom sink
3. scrubbed permant marker off the nose and cheeks of two "circus girls"
4. removed pine needles from unmentionable body regions (never allow your children to gather nesting material without proper undergarments)

by 10:46 in the morning.